Start Up Company, Bear Butt Team
Yup that’s right folks Michael & Dylan are two average joes “Shaking The Out Of The Nest Since 2015”
As part of our START UP birthday celebration we are giving all of our team members (you) a Birthday Gift.
Respond to one of our emails and we will send you the gift! A great way to find out more about us, our
story, coupons, free prizes. Find us on SnapChat, Periscope, FB, Twitter, IG – search BearButtTeam
So Many Hammock Straps To Choose From…
There are a lot of Straps to choose from! We try to make things easy on you with the best Straps out
there and a WAY TOO EASY MONEY BACK PROMISE WITH REAL CUSTOMER SERVICE. Take a look at our
reviews and be part of the team.
Coupons For Daaaays…
Nothing gets me more stoked than coupons! Well anytime you purchase one of our products respond to
one of our emails that we send you and we will give you a coupon for your next purchase. (It is how we
get friends, we buy them)
Way Too Easy Money Back Promise…
Our promise is that our product is just as great, better or the bestest out there and we back it with
our crazy promise. For example if you get little Charlie a hammock straps for his birthday and he says
“Hey auntie, I hate hammock straps” you will probably want to punch him(so mean of you) but what
you should do is contact us and say “Hey Bear Butt Team Specialist, I want a refund.” And poof we
will give you your money refund within 6 hrs and you can keep the hammock straps. Yea you can
keep the freakin hammock straps
Just be warned, we have Start Up growing pains. If you see our products in stock, buy now before they are gone
1 BEST Hammock Tree Straps Set By Bear Butt *START UP COMPANY* Portable Suspension Kit With Adjustable Loops That Is Superior & Surpassing The Eno Atlas Grand Trunk Python & HangTight Camping Strap Features
- **IMPORTANT “THESE DO NOT COME WITH 2 FREE CARABINERS” – The Other Colors Do! But Not These ones!
- SO EASY YOUR GRANDMA USES IT… Little Did You Know, Grandma Enjoys The Occasional Double Black Diamond Hike but Never Leaves Home Without Her Bear Butt Hammock or Hammock Tree Straps. If She Can Use It, So Can You!
- COMPARING WITH WEAK MAN-MADE STRAPS? – Our Team Of Grizzly Bear Sweat Shop Workers Skipped Out On Hibernation To Put Together A 10 Foot Long x 1 Inch Wide Hammock Tree Strap. Each Equipped with 20 Loops, And Yes This Product Was Tested on Animals. That’s Why We Added Heavy Duty Triple stitched Seams That Hold 400 pounds(or two of our kid-friendly Panda Bears.)
- GRIZZLY STRENGTH? WE THINK SO – Over the Mountains and Through The Woods To Bear Butt’s Sweat Shop We Go… Our Leading Team Of Black Bears Designed A Tubular Polyester Strap, So In English That Means They Won’t Stretch And Having Our Products Tested In The Alaskan Wilderness We Know They’re Tough, They Don’t Absorb Water, Mildew, Or Deteriorate From UV Light. DISCLAIMER: Testing On Animals Is More Accurate Than Testing On Humans, Sorry Animal Activists…
- QUIT PRETENDING YOU KNOW HOW TO TIE KNOTS, BOYSCOUT – Obviously You Won’t Find A Better Hammock Tie Than Bear Butt’s Hammock Straps For Tree. It’s Simple, In a Timed Test against Other Animal’s Products, We Dominated. TAKES LESS THAN ONE MINUTE TO SET UP, So Quit Wasting Time And Add It To Your Cart…. Human…